Rep: Jesse James Heads To Rehab To Try & 'Save His Marriage'

Due to one of the worst tuesdays I've ever had yesterday and a current concussion I didn't post yesterday.
However here I am today with another pathetic article found on Yahoo from Access Hollywood.

To be honest most of the hollywood headlines make me laugh. Hollywood has gotten out of hand and these peoples lives are about as realistic as a soap opera.

Did we not see this one coming? Oh no another poor horney smuck decides he better show his "Blind Sided" wife he's oh sooooo truly sorry for letting money and fame get to his head, and I don't mean the one on his neck. I don't think James is doing anything different than any other cheater out there. You get caught and all of a sudden you want to play Mr. Nice Guy. These guys also have their reputation as celebrities to worry about. Boo Hoo! You fucked up, face the consequences. Must be nice to have money and a camera crew and someone to write an apology letter for you (Thats coming next) so you can show us how sincere you are about never leaving your John hanCock on another girls waxed paper. Get me?

It just disturbs me to no end that these celebrities don't ever think they should face consequences like normal people. You cheat, you need to let time heal, get help, or leave the bastard. Celebrities think oh we'll wave a wand, he'll go to rehab learn about fidelity and your right hand friend instead of skimpy girls. (Or left if you prefer, switch it up for those extremely lonely months when your wife is out making movies that win Oscars)
I'm sorry but I hope Sandra leaves him. I don't need this to be some happily ever after for the couple. I need it to be like real life, you fuck up that bad, you move on. Rehab is not going to help these guys. Tiger, James, and a whole lot more in Hollywood think celebrity means immunity.

If you must....no actually this article really isn't worth it.

Signs He's Really Mr.Right

Dating: 101 Is he Mr.Right?

By Dating expert Lisa Steadman

I may come off cynical. But these types of articles always make me roll my eyes when they pop up. Usually cause it will be right next to an article about the latest politics or world news, and then its oh my god is he the one?!


Now I definitely do not claim to be a dating expert (Wonder if Lisa Steadman is married? Or how long she has been with her current partner, sorry but I feel that would have to be on her resume) I just laugh when I see these articles cause I'm like, well is he Mr. Right? I don't know maybe some tell tale signs are if he's beating you to a pulp? Does he scratch his balls on the couch with his PS3 more than he helps you out around the house? Think a big one here ladies is, does he say I love you, pretty sure if you're showing up at his door and he just so happens to "never be at home" thats he's not reciprocating and not going to be your H4L (Hubby for Life).


I also just feel that how many times do we have to be told that someone you're going to commit to for the rest of your days should be someone you can talk to, who listens, someone you share common interests in but are both independent enough to do your own things as well, and its not just about sex. I'm sorry but do you really keep reading these Cosmopolitans and other articles with a shocked look on your face when it says, if you're relationship revolves around sex, it's headed no where?


This article says obvious things like. "A relationship without trust is doomed from the start". No really? And no girls we're not talking about him telling you you don't look fat in those jeans. We're talking about girls worrying everytime the man leaves the house that he's out boning something hotter than you because of your insecurities. The men also shouldn't be worrying about these things either.


The thing about these type of articles is they're setting you up for a fantasy. Mr. Right does this, Mr. Right is perfect. Poor guys have a high bar to follow from these articles. The truth is no ones perfect. MR. or Mrs. Right is going to be the one that can put up with your crazy ass and still say I love you every day and still make you laugh and feel good.


Here's what I always say when I see these articles. If you're reading this article, he's not the one. Think about it, if you were happy and knew he was the one, you wouldn't need to read about it. You'd be in your great world, thinking about how amazing your partner is. You'd be too busy being that overly happy couple that makes us all want to puke.(Damn happily in love for life, bastards) When there's problems I feel people see these articles and start reading, trying to piece together the feelings and worries they're already having but trying to find some security in what these articles have to say. Reading through it you're thinking. Well he does do that...and he does do that. However there's a big but you're throwing in there somewhere probably. Am I right?


Here's the big scary thing. We all know when something feels right. This article, me, your friends, your parents can't convince you that he, she is the right one. You already know, but it's either your insecurities, or other fears that keep you from leaving and half the time we all settle.


However...if you must..Read this article. It gives 5 sure signs he's the one. (*rolls eyes*) oh and good luck.

More Carry-Ons Cause Increase in Injuries

Video

"More Carry ons cause Increase in Injuries"

Found on MSN for NBC news.

Yes its another, Um...duh article title.

Do me a favor I want you to go home and load up your cabinets with all your cans and dry storage food you have and I Mean FILL your cabinets. Walk away, come back and go to open a cabinet for a little afternoon snack....Oh my god did a cambells chicken noodle (tomato for your veggetarians out there...or maybe some lentil soup) can just fall on your head, or you toe? O, Ouch. Could it be because you OVERSTUFFED THE CABINET?! Are we not aware that more clutter into small spaces leads to the possibility of things falling out, or tripping over things? Parents is it safer for you to walk into your own room and put clothes away or into your kids room where you trip over all their toys? Did we really need to pay the camera crew of NBC for them to tell us that more carry on luggage is going to result in injuries when everyones rushing off the plane?

But if you must...watch the video.

Introduction

Hello,
My name is Janelle and I'm going to give this blog thing a try. This blog is intended to bring commic relief to what I feel are some pretty ridiculis article titles out there. I'm going to do one tonight to give you an example. I'll try to do one a day and we'll see if I'm as funny as I think I am, or if people agree with me.
If all it does is make you chuckle a little than hey thats enough for me. So enjoy, and welcome to my blog!

"Unhealthiest Foods at the Mall"

Mens Health article on Yahoo.com by David Zinczenko

I'm sorry but its titles like these that I can't help but laugh and say..um duh. Could it possibly be the greasy but yet oh so delicious terriaki chicken the asian man lures you into with the free samples(my mall had that)? Not only that but we all know chinese food portions give you enough leftovers for two days.

I'm sure you're chuckling already thinking about the typical line up. Lets see my choices are, chinese, a different chinese, burger king, pizza...5 topping? O wait stuffed pizza! Mcdonalds, mmmm two burgers on one sandwhich, fries and a shake..$8 AWESOME!

These articles are just pointless to me. They're summed up in my mind before reading them. Avoid the courtroom, because honestly I know they offer salads but the second you smell all that greasy food are you really going to want your greens?

If you are a frequent shopper and are looking to cut down those pounds oh and have a fancy shmancy Iphone...well you know what they say, theres an ap for that, called Eat this, not that! I have the mentality to go, Stand back you oh so tasty but bad on my hips shake! But if you need the extra kick this ap will say things like NO NO NO that shake is 770 calories, better have that fruity smoothie instead thats only 150 calories. Yay! Walk on, continue shopping and good luck passing by the cinnabon window...

If you must...read this article.